Available on the web: Only in New York - Daily Science Fiction Worm holes and subways do not go well together. And Then I'll Live Forever - Twisted Sister Literary Magazine How far would you go for the gift of immortality? Some people have no bounds. Regression - Theaker's Quarterly I studied my past lives and I found out that I was once a human. It's only kind of gross, I guess. The Dorothy Parker Program - Bookends Review How do you keep your girlfriend when you're lacking in humor and grace? You invent a program and use a clone, of course. Bobby's Electro-Astroid Fun Park: Four Stars - The Dirty Pool A review written by a galaxy traveling mother. My Body My Village - Kaaterskill Basin Literary Journal Issue 2.1 Applying the "wait and see" attitude to an invasion of sentient lice.